Favorite Sayings

“Sometimes being a bitch is all a woman has to hang on to” – Kathy Bates, line from the movie Delores Clayborne (Stephen King)

S.I.N.G.L.E. – Stay Intoxicated Nightly, Get Laid Everyday! – Jeff Foxworthy, heard on Comedy Radio, 970 am, Portland, Oregon


“It’s a dog eat dog world and I’m wearing Milk Bone underwear”-Norm from the TV show Cheers.

From the TV series, “The Golden Girls:
Blanche: This is strictly off the record but Dirk is nearly five years younger than I am.
Dorothy: In what, Blanche, dog years?

Gastro Intestinal Breach-“fart”

FROM LOOSE CANNONS COMPILED BY AUTUMN STEPHENS:

“A second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience”. – Dr. Samuel Johnson

“Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more”. – James Stephens

“It’s not easy to get the weight off. I’ve been walking, jogging three miles a day. But you know what the best way is? Young men!” Aretha Franklin

“It’s like magic. When you live by yourself, all your annoying habits are gone!” Merrill Markoe

“The best way to hold a man is in your arms.” Mae West

“The roosters may crow but the hens deliver the goods.” – Ann Richards

“The first time you buy a house you think how pretty it is and sign the check. The second time you look to see if the basement has termites. It’s the same with men.” - Lupe Valez

“I’d like to get married because I like the idea of a man being required by law to sleep with me every night”
“Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable”. Carrie Snow